I met a wonderful woman just before Xmas and we started dating pretty heavily. At least I thought it was heavy.

Sadly, she was not poly and could never get her head and heart around the fact that I was. We had a really nice DaddyDom/littlegirl dynamic going but, unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to overcome our other issues and we went our separate ways. Sigh. I will never forget her and hope she has found the man she deserves.

A few weeks ago, I had an incredible two night date with my Other Significant Other, Sassy Taffy. It had been months since I had seen her and we were long overdue to be with each other again.

She came to Toronto and we spent all Friday night falling back in love and rediscovering each others bodies. Saturday, however, was a very different mindset. I put our collar around her neck and did mean, nasty and depraved things to her for the entire afternoon. Sorry to the hotel staff for the blood stains on the carpet…

Saturday night is a blog post all in itself…or possibly even another short story….hot hot hot!!!

Sundays are always really hard for us. Sassy gets really sad and I get a serious anger vibe from her which I need to reprocess and realize is actually sadness, not anger. In short, leaving each other really really REALLY sucks.

Lastly, but certainly not least, when I went to MomentumCon in DC in April, my life changed.

I was planning on going to the con and sleep with everyone I wanted to and were willing. Big plans for threesomes, foursomes and moresomes… Manslut was in full force.

I had an amazing and fun night with a lady I had been crushing on for a couple years. Ever had SmartBalls in your ass? It feels really great but the pain when we pulled them out almost knocked me unconscious. Good times.

And then I met Elaine and everything changed. There was an instant, scary deep connection. Saturday was spent entirely in bed, experimenting with energy transfer (a very new experience for me), talking, learning and generally consumed with each other. All other dates, plans and conference sessions were cancelled…it was the most intense spiritual experience I have ever had. And it left me irreversibly changed.

With Elaine, I am continuing to explore the oogie boogie side of sex and BDSM…things like energy transfer and play, tantra, TPE…stuff that scares the crap outta me but I am fascinated with. I am even learning about crystals and Native spirituality. My head spins…

Still trying to sort everything out but I feel so in control of my desires and urges…it is so amazing. I have always been ruled by my libido. For the first time, I am my own Master.

Stay tuned to see how this plays out…

Over the past year, MauiKink.com has sent me several different kinds of ropes to play with, from super soft mohair to crazy rough coconut. I loved each and every one of them, for different reasons.

But it is the coconut that I tell everyone about and torture my playmates with. It is so unique, rough and scary looking that I want everyone to experience it.

The first sample of coconut rope I was sent was beautiful and left great ligature marks. There were a couple downsides however such as the rope was of inconstant thickness. The latest batch though, through a new supplier, is much thinner, more consistent, darker and even rougher, if that is possible.

With the more consistent thickness and thinner diameter, I was able to work it nicely into a 8 strand, round braid which formed the working end of my coconut rope sjambok.

The roughness makes it great for impact play and it leaves great marks and redness. I also used a piece of it for the cracker on my snakewhip and not only does it crack a bit, it draws blood… .

But above all, the draw for me to apply this beautifully horrible cord to my playmates’ skin is the sensations it gives them.

The roughness needs to be activated through motion…just tying the rope and leaving it static lets the skin get used to the sensation and then just becomes background noise. But rubbing it across flesh as it is being tied, pulling on it, pressing and hitting it, makes the sensations very real and owie. It also leaves a nice redness from the abrasiveness which always looks pretty.

And now that I have a nice long length of MauiKink.com’s improved coconut rope, my rope buddy is REALLY going to “hate” the torso harness I have been threatening her with.

One of the first items MauiKink.com asked me to try out and review for them was a beautiful Bamboo Cane.

Sadly, up until a short time ago, the only testing I could do was on my hand as none of my usual playmates would let me near their flesh with it…wimps.

I really shouldn’t be too hard on them though. At a titch over 30” long and ½” across at the knuckles (the solid walls between the hollow bits, also called “nodes”, it is a bit imposing. It is very light which makes it easy to swing a bit hard as my friend’s poor ass can attest.

And with very little flex, it was like hitting his little white tush with a broomstick or a bat. It left an immediate red stripe on his skin which was soon followed by many more…

The finish of the cane is perfect and the leather wrapped handle is a joy to hold. Even the finish at the end knuckle is smooth and tapered.

I often use this cane as a prop at play and non-play parties alike. Just having it in my hand usually starts a conversation or two and has lead to some pretty good play sessions.

I can’t think of higher praise for a BDSM tool.

I have a real dislike for slick, professionally produced porn. I have seen WAY too much and it really doesn’t do anything for me anymore. I now tend toward amateur, real-life or gritty fapping material, such as “My Own Master” by Kimberly Kane.

The film itself is broken up into three chunks, a threesome with two pretty boys, a girl-on-girl Mistress and slave scene and a final boy/girl piece. I really liked the girl/girl scene, not so much for the dominance aspects which I found fake and forced but for the amount of analingus. I do love a good rimming scene and this one was outstanding.

The rest of the movie was a bit disappointing, if any porn can be. I found the lead ups to the actual action WAY too long and repetitive. I love Kimberly’s body but the same shots over and over again made me hit the fast forward.

My biggest pet peeve and an immediate turn off was the amount of spit and drool coming out of Kimberly’s mouth. Admittedly, sucking two cocks would generate a lot of fluids but it really grossed me out to see her let it run out from between her lips. Ugh.

Other than the rimming scenes, nothing in this movie kept my attention any longer than it took me to rub one out.

It is porn after all and to not masturbate would have been a waste.

But porn is a very personal preference and there are lots of good things about this movie, such as interesting music, cool camera angles and such.

If you want to see for yourself and make your own decisions, the good folks at Good Vibrations will be more than happy to help you out!

Click Here to explore Good Releasing’s various lines of adult titles and educational films representing independent artists who create authentic and diverse content.

On a whim, I fired up the WordPress app on my iPod and found local copies of ALL my missing posts, including reviews…epic win!!

They are all reposted and available, including some that I debated reposting. In the end, I put them up…if they were there once, they should remain.

Yay!!

Kisses and spanks,
Max

This is where I hope to post any non-fiction articles, educational materials, etc.

If and when I ever have time to create any, that is

Kisses and spanks,
Max

So, I am a complete asshat and let my hosting subscription run out…and when my provider says they will wipe your site, they WIPE your site!

They will restore from a backup for $150 but the only things I have really lost were my blog posts so I don’t think it is worth the spend.

I do apologize for my review partners that my reviews have disappeared. If by any chance you have a copy of the, send them back to me and I will post ASAP.

Just remember kids, backups are important…

Kisses and spanks,
Max

Like most people, I am pretty good at a couple things, ok at a bunch
more and have a nodding acquaintance at everything else I think I
know.

What knowledge I do have, however, I share freely…whether people
want it or not.

And since sex, smut and relationships are some of the things I think I
know a bit about, I have educated my friends on these topics on a
number of occasions, much to my wife’s chagrin…again and again.

But last night wasn’t my fault, I swear!

I was at a normal house party, as vanilla as freshly driven snow. As I
have said before, I am the only openly kinky freak in my social group,
so it really surprised me when the conversation turned to “my type of
parties” out of the blue.

During the course of the evening we chatted about sex toys, Buck
Angel, vanillas wanting to be tourists at fetish parties and just
general q&a. In other words, it was one of the best vanilla parties I
had ever been to.

In a perfect world, I would not be chained to a desk unless it was
part of a scene. I would be Max, pervert educator extraordinarre,
sought after to talk about weiners and hoo-has all over the world,
with live demos, of course.

But until that happens, I will keep shocking my friends with stories
from parties that they will probably never go to, review toys and
tools from MauiKink.com and Good Vibrations and try to get hooked up
with great organizations like Kink Academy.

So feel free to invite me to your next dinner party, bar mitzvah or
office Xmas get-together…provided those events are being held at a
sex show.

Kisses and spanks,
Max

With her orgasm needs in mind, I ordered Good Vibrations’ Flirty G waterproof g-spot vibe. After one use, the rabbit has been retired and the Flirty G has taken its spot in her bedside table.

The nibs stimulated her clit very nicely and she became nicely vocal
almost immediately. The little bit that gets inserted does not have
any vibrating bits itself, relying on the vibrations from the clit
area. At speed two of nine, my wife couldn’t really feel any g-spot
action but was consumed by her clit sensations anyway.

Her orgasm was nice and satisfying and her overall impressions of this
little vibe were very positive. During afterglow, however, she went
through the different settings on the toy, having to click through
each to finally turn the thing off. Always descriptive, she said she
felt like she was clicking through a PowerPoint presentation.

There are nine different speed and vibe settings to play with but my
wife will probably stick to the three basic speed settings, being a
get-it-done kinda girl and the Flirty G will probably never have its
waterproofness checked, but even with the most basic of uses, this
little toy has earned itself a cherished spot between my wife’s
nethers.

Knots were always my favourite parts of being in the Boy Scouts and
the Navy. That love has carried over into my kink life as well and
much of my fetish play involves ropes and bondage.

My good friends at MauiKink.com sent me a sample of their magnificent
mohair and coconut fibre ropes to try out and I don’t think I have
been more excited to get a package in my life.

The mohair cord is soft, sensual and feels like sex. As beautiful as
the mohair is, the coconut fibre is that ugly. But ugly in a gorgeous,
painful, owwie-sorta way. Both of these pieces of line are wonderful
in their own ways and hold treasured spots in my rope bag.

The mohair knots really well and feels very good on the tops hands as
well as the bottoms skin. The coconut will sand the skin off your
palms and give your playmates memories which will show on their flesh
as well as exist in their minds. The coconut will not really soften
much with use either and a quick wetting and air dry will stiffen it
right back up again.

I can’t wait to bind a beautiful pair of breasts with these two very
different ropes and give my playmates much different experiences.

Check out these ropes at MauiKink.com…Mohair and Coconut.

Kisses and spanks,
Max